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    Long John Silver for President

    The country and the world are in crisis.  Markets are melting like snow cones in the sub-Saharan desert.  Unfortunately, neither of the U.S. presidential candidates has a plan to steer the economy out of this crisis.  I submit that there is only one person that can effect the change that is needed to get the U.S. and the world off their collective keesters. This is a time for leadership. This is a time for change. We need someone with vision, a person that has been tested time and time again and — although it may be hard to believe — someone with even less scruples than the current candidates. Long…